A cyclist’s 12 Days of Christmas

A few gift ideas for the cyclist in your life,
with a little wishful thinking thrown in…

On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me,
a warm, brightly colored jersey.

On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me,
two aero wheels,
and a warm, brightly colored jersey.

On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me,
three Clif Shots,
two aero wheels,
and a warm, brightly colored jersey.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me,
four PowerBars,
three Clif Shots,
two aero wheels,
and a warm, brightly colored jersey.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me,
five spa-are tubes,
four PowerBars,
three Clif Shots,
two aero wheels,
and a warm, brightly colored jersey.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me,
six-packs of beer,
five spa-are tubes,
four PowerBars,
three Clif Shots,
two aero wheels,
and a warm, brightly colored jersey.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me,
seven‘s latest road bike,
six-packs of beer,
five spa-are tubes,
four PowerBars,
three Clif Shots,
two aero wheels,
and a warm, brightly colored jersey.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me,
eight contributions,
seven’s latest road bike,
six-packs of beer,
five spa-are tubes,
four PowerBars,
three Clif Shots,
two aero wheels,
and a warm, brightly colored jersey.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me,
nine RAGBRAI passes,
eight contributions,
seven’s latest road bike,
six-packs of beer,
five spa-are tubes,
four PowerBars,
three Clif Shots,
two aero wheels,
and a warm, brightly colored jersey.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me,
ten biking movies,
nine RAGBRAI passes,
eight contributions,
seven’s latest road bike,
six-packs of beer,
five spa-are tubes,
four PowerBars,
three Clif Shots,
two aero wheels,
and a warm, brightly colored jersey.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me,
eleven months of sunshine,
ten biking movies,
nine RAGBRAI passes,
eight contributions,
seven’s latest road bike,
six-packs of beer,
five spa-are tubes,
four PowerBars,
three Clif Shots,
two aero wheels,
and a warm, brightly colored jersey.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me,
twelve Share the Road signs,
eleven months of sunshine,
ten biking movies,
nine RAGBRAI passes,
eight contributions,
seven’s latest road bike,
six-packs of beer,
five spa-are tubes,
four PowerBars,
three Clif Shots,
two aero wheels,
and a warm, brightly colored jersey.

© 2009 B.J. Smith

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4 Responses to “A cyclist’s 12 Days of Christmas”


  1. 1 Marianne December 4, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    Thanks for the great gift ideas and for putting me in the Holiday spirit!

  2. 2 Jim December 4, 2009 at 10:24 pm

    I love this. I’m now excited about getting back on my bike. Every day here in Colorado, I look at the sunshine. I want to ride Waterton Canyon, but my editor, BJ is cracking the whip.


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